avril-lasagne:

letushear:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted. 

as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal

(via garrulus)

"[I would rather] have a dragon. Which I do in my dreams every night when I AM Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen.” - Kristen Bell

(Source: theladyelsa, via reginaoflocksley)

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

(via seedy)

(Source: baarff, via foodchewer)

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

(via u-ok)

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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(Source: pekoreos, via merlinemryspendragon)

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

(via crystallized-teardrops)

basedgosh:

i need to stop going commando while wearing pajamas with a hole near the crotch because my dick has fallen out way too many times near my family and one day i’ll get caught

(via urnbreon)

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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(via urnbreon)

(Source: thecircle-, via nobritish)

cyborgslayer:

im listening.

cyborgslayer:

im listening.

(via urnbreon)

no:

Damn she thicc

no:

Damn she thicc

(Source: shinycaterpie, via urnbreon)

(Source: goojiras, via jenwad)