religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via chocolatehealsallwounds)

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

(via daughter-of-rohan)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via trust)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via chocolatehealsallwounds)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via travelers-life-for-me)

kaka2007:

lowkey the best selfie i’ve ever taken

kaka2007:

lowkey the best selfie i’ve ever taken

(via kaka2007)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via chocolatehealsallwounds)

slomps:

They said ‘money can’t buy you happiness’ but I met a poor man who wanted to be rich, but have never met a rich man who wanted to be poor

(via youngvlcanoes)

(Source: sadbisexual, via seedy)

uggly:

The BUG designed by Latvian designer Janis Straupe of True Latvia

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humorking:

same